Tour de Missouri: Day 1

Some of you who follow ALL the news may think, What is she talking about? The Tour of Missouri started last week. Well, as far as I'm concerned, until I watch what I taped from the television, it does not exist. I intend to watch stage 1 today. And how convenient, it also occurs at the same time as my metaphorical Tour of Missouri. One of my issues appears to be that I am a hoarder. This is a subset of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and not just being a lazy slob. I have no doubt that I am also a lazy slob, but the hoarding apparently has a component that can be found in the DSM IV. The only difference in having OCD- Hoarding and being a lazy slob is that there are additional steps involved in de-cluttering if you have OCD. Medication is not prescribed and you still have to clean up. It's just 100 times harder for the hoarder than the non-hoarder and sometimes there are tears. Keep that in mind while reading the criteria for my metaphorical Tour. Two hours of de-cluttering in the back bedroom = finishing the stage. Thirty minutes of one, two, or three of the following rooms or project translates to a podium finish: Deskwork (i have years of unopened mail sitting around), the living room, the bedroom.